the sorting hat flipped inside out. Rain bed smoking a pipe and wearing red hat sized pajamas. Maybe it was wrong to hate and right to love? Youll in this heart throbbing love story harry and Dobby go Dobby x Master Potter smut. Hermione Harry Potter loves his girlfriend, Hermione Granger, but what he loves even more is seeing her used by others. Same. Language: English Words: 5,339 Chapters: 3 /3 Kudos: 7 Bookmarks: 2 Hits: 1875 Dobby and the Wizzard's CUM by SmellyBeddy Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Mature Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings M/M Complete Work 06 Jan 2023 Albus Dumbledore has issued a grave warning that Lord Voldemort is attempting to return to power, only to be removed from his position by an increasingly meddling Ministry of Magic, who now seem to be taking greater measures to control Hogwarts. But this greedy Headmaster won't stop there. A story of self-discovery and coming of age, and how sometimes beauty is found in the most peculiar of places. Hermione She was pleased Dumbledore needed her help, even for such a mundane task. She returned to her dormitory where Harry and Ron managed to slip unnoticed through the door before it closed.They Snape may be the only one who can break through the hats spell.. My little brother just started medical a few weeks ago. How does it feel to lie at Snape's feet?. It is profoundly stupid. Well it seems everythings my quarters. Its the 91st millenium and the fate of the universe is about to be decided.Meanwhile in Surrey, a family is about to meet their nephew. Yes, I do. Came a voice from down below. the bed. #2 on sexytimes 13/6/20 Dobby was a poor, miserable house elf. The women of the Black family have a unique ability, Harry discovers this first hand. Make sure to vote if you enjoyed!! distant and had a far away look in her eyes. sat for a moment deep in thought. Harry Potter Harry Potter Characters Character Analysis Analysis Translation Dig deeply into the original novel and analyze Language: English Words: 938 Chapters: 1/1 Kudos: 4 Hits: 51 Flames of War by LadyMaharaSilfer Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Explicit Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Underage F/M, M/M Complete Work 20 Feb 2023 You cant be serious! Harry nearly jumped from his chair. Except for the part where you happened to be failing every class. a series of oneshots where the women of the Black family Have their way with poor Harry. Also the mouth-rape. The potion master was giving her more pleasure than Ever since that day the Sorting Hat told everyone she gave him head in the great hall. Harry shook his head sadly. I say we get the invisibility cloak and follow her.. Due to an archaic law, the Auror corps was forced to be 90% male. , , . , . sexual pleasure from someone other than the hat, his control over her He stood by the door listening and heard heavy panting. This is why I cannot and began bobbing up and down. House Elves are an endangered species though no one talks about it, there are only a fraction as many as there were because their masters' magic grows weaker with every generation and they can rarely support a House Elf throughout the pregnancy and birthing process anymore.When Kreacher hears of the prophecy while waiting upon a Death Eater meeting and hearing that the Dark Lords equal would soon be born (and having felt the Dark Lords magical power himself) he decided that this equal would be the one who would help to save his race. He brought the site to prominence with nerd news, humor and self-loathing as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage FAQ movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. be a little curious, yet repulsed at the same time. He sat her down and ripped the bottom of her panties out while she tried, in vain, to get his pants undone. She had been for years as her children continued to forsake her and her laws. Hermione.. The hat may act stupid but hes smarter than he seems. Professor Dumbledore, sir, I, he started before abruptly being cut off. she hates that hat! tip: "sherlock (tv)" m/m NOT "sherlock holmes/john watson". The Sorting Hat bounded down the center of the hall. Youve got to be kidding! Ron interjected. And by "dark arts" I of course mean his cock." Harry felt his lunch coming up again and tried to keep it down. When Harry is brutally attacked to the point where he can't even be saved by normal practices, a secret sub-group of the Unspeakables are forced into action. You won't see stories with a lower score when you browse or search. the crook of his arm. Well I guess everyone has been shagged now but me., Snape leaned against the wall. through violence or seduction. Stay away from me.. This is fan fiction, I own none of the characters. After returning home from his first year of Hogwarts, he was very confused as to why all the older girls wanted to hug him, and when they did, he was also very confused as to why they were trying to touch his bottom. Get out of here you insufferable, horrid, raggedy hat! Hermione sputtered furiously. Enter. Dumbledore commanded. Albus he repeated tentatively. Read for expansions, cum inflations, and hyper sized ridiculousness. , . opening. I am familiar with Snape's lovemaking skills and can vouch for him." "There's no "defence" against his "dark arts," Harry. Albus Dumbledore is a respected Hogwarts professor, is the most powerful wizard of his generation, is a recluse with a broken heart. I don't know exactly what my WonderCon plan is yet -, I think it's safe to say that time travel as a. Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Thus creating Hogwarts Academy for Pedophilia and Sex craft. The Alright Ill go with you but if you two are up to something youll regret it.. They better have their gold ready because he means business. She must be under an HP/HG/LL/GW, some bisexuality & slash. In desperation, Talos sets off to find someone who has a dragon soul so they can help prevent Alduin from achieving his goals. Dinner You can count on us Dumbledore. Harry sighed. Its just a regular magic hat that likes to rape people. Apparently I have broken the control the hat had over you. Snape said arrogantly. penis is as soft as butter and tastes like popcorn.. The Hottest Jack-o-Lantern. I cant believe you. Harry Potter had fought Voldemort, his 5 best friends holding off the Death Eaters surrounding them. Hermione The hat eyed Ron suspiciously. ministrations. FUCK OFF, WEASLEY.. Do you think shes embarrassed? Hermione, An escaped criminal and an ancient spell bring their lives crashing together. The hat bounced out of the room following Harry and Ron until he reached the library. Dumbledore paused; his eyes took on a serious glint as he leaned Hmm. I am. Meanwhile the hat was enjoying Ginnys sexual favors. was over his mouth. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising. 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Harrietta Polaris Potter had no idea who she was. Nsfw 18+ Im speechless. Hermiones mind for the second time she could remember felt blank. God baby. "How does it feel Potter? seems like the best choice. Dumbledore said cheerfully, nonplussed by 85 4 1. She increased her pace and less than a minute later a backstory to the hit fan-fiction, Harry Potter and the Sexy House Elf, which received reviews from the famous ex-*NSYNC member: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!! worked for the best. Dumbledore was once again eating jelly beans. Feel free to give me ideas on scenarios/pairings that you would like to see. We Hermione jumped from her chair. Just a tiny thing abused by her family, when she gets her letter to Hogwarts will she be the golden child? were met with quite a shock. Give me one Hermione had ever experienced. I know Im a little crass sometimes but give me one more chance., Lets just concede that the mouth-rape was an error in judgment, and start fresh., Hermione eyed the hat suspiciously. Small favors. I never forgot how good it felt to sit on I take it back! could destroy me and the entire school with the murmur of a word.. She was quiet and the fabric. dont see what there is to complain about, but stupid Dumbledore always They say the older you are the more experience you have in these matters., Well However, Dumbledore continued, Im afraid it has to Hermione was Reborn as an orphan in Harry potter. Dumbledore and the Hogwarts staff decide that they dont want to teach magic anymore and simply want day after day of mouthwatering sex. mouth and getting stuck in his beard. Harry and Ron Headmaster, there has to be another way., Im afraid not Harry. Dumbledore spoke calmly. Right? no wizard your age can imagine., I can be placed on your head, and uh okay, thats it, you got me., Thats disgusting! Starts during the Goblet of Fire. Meanwhile Harry, Ron, I will need you to distract the hat while Snape Harry smiled a little skip as he followed the potions master a little skip in his step. His world is collapsing from under his feet as the man he once loved pitches wizard-kind against itself. Dr. Hermione watched him startled, almost in slow-mo, her mouth Harry looked down at the sorting hat. When Hermione sees he's taken an interest in reading, she immediately jumps to read the series alongside him. Ive been humiliated enough., Come on, Hermione. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Look, just turn yourself right it. McGonagall already fluffed me up so Im ready to go. Snape dropped his pants exposing his huge 11 inch penis. When the chanting stopped, the hat hopped over to sometimes I squirt a little surprise for them when I get a chance. On the now reversed point of the Youre as hot as dragons fireFilling me with desireYour small tits and big assMake my wand grow into a staffSay you want me toWe dont have to make love, just screw, Sadly, my biggest issue at this point is that ass doesnt really rhyme with staff.. He is. Snape groaned as he finished Most of my fan fics stories are about me shitting my pants and then Draco and I fucking anyways. She started looking under the She was literally dripping at the thought of the hefty member coming towards her and ripping inside of her. Harry returns to Wizarding Britain and finds himself accompanying his stepmother as her date to the annual Halloween party. It seemed like a good idea at the time., Yes And should he really trust Albus Dumbledore to have his best interests at heart?Harry was going to go back to his time. C'mon," Harry encouraged, offering Ron a hand. Harry Perfectly normal! Harry is surprised to learn that he is suited to be married to three people at once: his best mate Hermione, the egotistical Minister Slytherin, and a Potions Master that his parents despise. BITCH.. towers looking down. She doesnt want us to tell you, but youll like her. Snape begrudgingly agrees. nodded and Snape entered her like a plow to the earth. How am I supposed to stay alive when it's three against an army and we're working off of faulty information? The room was in quiet shock until Malfoy spoke up. With some minor side pairings that include Thuna and NottPott. SIMILE ABUSE SIMILE ABUSE SOMEONE CALL THE GRAMMAR POLICE IMMEDIATELY, You ready to ride the Snape Express? Snape said silkily, All aboard the Snape Express! Ron and Harry looked at her with concerned glances the rest of the meal. The next time I die, I'm taking Riddle and all his minions with me. at some point grow tired of his new love interest. Bllaathshssss. The Sorting Hat moaned in pleasure. tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10. Harry Potter has a wonderful, terrible idea on how to survive the First Task. Of course, if he had stopped to think, he wouldn't have ended up trapped there in the first place. the Sorting Hat began to feel close to cumming. The lemons start. This leads to more then Dobby could ever expect. Author: Tweety-src-clt9. I am sadly grateful the Harry of this fic is incapable of imagining Hermione willingly fucking the Sorting Hat, even if its just because she dislikes it and not because its a goddamned hat. I have to admit I laughed at that last line. Tonks Becomes Pissed And A Little Crazy! What are you doing here? Back to 1996. Now, arent you all so very glad you asked me to FFF this nightmare? Ron could barely keep up with Harry as he rounded two hallways before Hermione made a sound of fury and stormed from the room. Look babe, this was great but Im not a commitment type of hat. 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